i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
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Give me back my life that you’ve stolen.
there might be something outside your window but you’ll just never know
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American girls who try to use British slang/spelling to look cool
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SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
I.
BROKE.
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
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